Welcome to the IRONMAN 70.3 Eagleman, where the Choptank River is your aquatic playground, and the only thing rising more than your heart rate is the level of humor in this event description! Let's dive right into the swim, where athletes bravely face the murky mysteries of the Choptank River. It's like a baptism of brackish water, where the fish stare at you with an expression that says, "What are you doing here?" But don't worry, they're just jealous of your sleek wetsuit. Now, onto the ...