Get ready for the Ironman 70.3 Boulder, where athletes will swim, bike, and run their way to glory, all while trying not to mistake the Boulder Reservoir for a giant sports drink cooler. The swim kicks off at the east boat ramp, where athletes will channel their inner salmon and navigate the counterclockwise currents. It's like synchronized swimming, but with more neoprene and fewer sequins. Once they've conquered the aquatic tango, it's time to saddle up for the bike course, now with extra ...