Prepare yourself to embark on an epic journey through the heart of Austin, Texas, as you dive headfirst into the wild and wonderful world of the CapTex Triathlon! This race isn't just a test of your physical prowess; it's like trying to balance a plate of barbecue ribs on a unicycle while singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" at the top of your lungs. In other words, it's a challenge that's as charming as a Texan cowboy with a twinkle in his eye. Swim: Imagine yourself gracefully gliding into ...